buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

(Source: maimedlion, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

fromgreentogray:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

then you can wear it on monday and tuesday, leaving your classmates wondering

fromgreentogray:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

then you can wear it on monday and tuesday, leaving your classmates wondering

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

taskscape:

Fuck everything

taskscape:

Fuck everything

(Source: steveinaspeedo, via fuckyeahloldemort)

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

  • Josie:

    I have a new crusshhhhh

  • Matt:

    Me too! On a boy!

  • Pearl:

    You're a boy with a crush on a boy?

  • Matt:

    Yeah he's really cute.

  • Pearl:

    Oh.

  • (pause for a bit)

  • Matt:

    Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.

  • Me:

    Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.

  • Matt:

    Really?

  • Josie:

    YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.

  • Matt:

    Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.

  • Dave:

    (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.

  • (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

xercis:

“We all of us bear a touch of darkness, just as surely as we bear light. Much as with the twin sets of Crystals. And the darkened underworld that rests beneath your planet’s brighter surface. But as long as there is darkness, so will there always be light.”
Fusoya

(via elsasexual)

hanari-502:

catp:

Excellent Orange is the New Black cosplay at New York Comic Con yesterday.

This is phenomenal

hanari-502:

catp:

Excellent Orange is the New Black cosplay at New York Comic Con yesterday.

This is phenomenal

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

gothicpeaches:

Sewer drain confirmed for Super Smash Bros.

gothicpeaches:

Sewer drain confirmed for Super Smash Bros.

(via pwnator)

(Source: r2--d2, via 10knotes)

hiphopfactory:

Funniest grad write up in my yearbook bahaha.

hiphopfactory:

Funniest grad write up in my yearbook bahaha.

(via lulz-time)

// Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs//

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

A METRIC TON OF WEED

(via orgasmic-humor)

jeff. reblog what i like. nineteen. vancity, but receiving dat education in t dot.